Friday, April 17, 2009

To my darling daughter


Running with scissors

is bad but gnawing on them

is probably worse


What are you eating?

Is that Mommy’s lipstick? Son

of a bitch. Time-out.


I worry that your

oral fixation may cause

trouble later on.


And a bonus one, courtesy of Master Primo:


Halloween is a

religion, I know because

My daddy told me