Seconda: Wipe my butt!
Primo: No, you didn’t do peepee. Do peepee first.
S: But I did do peepee!
P: DADDY! MOMMY! I WIPED SECONDAS BUTT!
S: OK, now you do a poop.
P: I'm DOING it. You aren't the boss. Leave me alone.
S: OK, I’m gonna wipe your butt Primo.
I shudder to think what would happen if we lived in a house bigger than 900 square feet where I wasn't always within earshot of these children.