It would be impossible to imagine how many times a day I hear the words "You're not invited to my birthday party." A lot. I'm guessing a million. Its Seconda's new way of saying, "Go to hell. I deplore you." OK, maybe just, "I'm five years old and have no control other anything, so I'm seeking to empower myself however I can."
What makes this proclamation especially ridiculous is that her birthday is not until FEBRUARY. Nonetheless, it is never to early to begin drafting an invitation list.
I, personally, am never un-invited to the birthday party and that's because though she is moody, she is one smart cookie and knows full well that without the Mommy Machine powering the party, there will be no party. Her brother, however, is totally dispensable.
"Fine!" she'll yell, if he doesn't give her the action figure she wanted to play with, "You're not invited to my birthday party."
What happens then makes no sense but at the same time is totally unsurprising.
"WHAT?" he bellows, "MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY! Seconda said I'm not invited to her birthday party! Its no fair! I want to go!"
"Honey," I whisper, "you know full well you will go to her party. She's just saying it to make you upset."
"Seconda," he then asks, "Am I invited toy our party or not?"
"Not," she assures him.
"MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!" Primo yells, "SHE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!"
"You are BOTH driving me crazy."
Yesterday we went to the playground and Sec made a friend. It took approximately thirty seconds. She showed the girl how to do a trick on the hand rings and then they pushed each other a few times on the swing. Done and done.
Sec ran over, "I made a friend. She's my best friend. AND she's invited to my birthday party."
My daughter already knows the power of the list at the door. So Hollywood.