Introducing . . .

Sound the trumpets! Cue the fanfare! My baby girl has arrived! Welcome, Terza!

I'm totally, recklessly in love. Can you blame me? Look at those lips! Those tiny, wrinkled fingers! And the newborn smell -- Lordy me, I'm high on it. All I need to do is carry that baby through the Ikea warehouse for a mind-blowing experience.

So, excuse the radio silence as I nest with my little chick. More details to follow. Good stuff too - like, did you know you can have a balloon stuck up your cervix to jumpstart labor? Yes, a balloon. Stay tuned.