Sunday, May 23, 2010

An explanation

By now, some of you devoted readers will have noticed what looks like typos nad frequent misjudgments of spelling on the pages of the blog.

“This broad can’t type for shit,” you probably have thought, “Has she never heard of spell check? Dude, this is embarrassing.”

That does sound like a plausible explanation. But you are wrong. In fact, my fingers never miss a key and I can spell "massachusetts" without even thinking about it. Each and every seeming typo was placed there purposefully and lovingly by me in order to offer the foundation for a solid drinking game.

Every time you see a typo, you take a shot.

Now you know. Or, should I say, Noww yo kmow.