Friday, April 17, 2009

To my darling daughter

Running with scissors

is bad but gnawing on them

is probably worse

What are you eating?

Is that Mommy’s lipstick? Son

of a bitch. Time-out.

I worry that your

oral fixation may cause

trouble later on.

And a bonus one, courtesy of Master Primo:

Halloween is a

religion, I know because

My daddy told me