"Everyone has one of those friends who says all of the painful truths that the rest of us only dare to think, and Nicole Caccavo Kear (aka A Mom Amok) is exactly that person."
And this:
"For a split second you may think that you are reading a script to a future episode of Modern Family, and there is a good chance you’ll be laughing just as hard as you would be at the show."
So yeah, we're basically besties now. Because, with me, flattery will get you everywhere.