Why I am not allowed back in Soho's H&M

I didn't spend too much money, if that's what you're thinking. And I didn't get into a fight with anyone, although that's a good guess, since making your way through a store in Soho on a Saturday afternoon without going apeshit on some knucklehead is pretty difficult.

I'll tell you what I did. But you have to go to All Kinds of Pretty to find out.