This new bedtime story for parents has pretty much gone viral so I'm betting you've encountered it in your travels in cyber space. If you haven't, allow me to introduce you to the alternative to
Goodnight Moon with lyrical passages like this:
“The cats nestle close to their kittens.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the f@#k to sleep.”
Go the F@%$k to Sleep, a book after my own heart.